Spams… how we all hate them…
Spammers should be boiled in oil, dried on racks and whipped till blood clots on their arse read “I will not spam again“!!!
Happy new vvvvviiiiiiaaaaggggrrrraaaa year… (Sounds retarded… who ever came up with that!!! I am 24… I don’t need it)
Meet hot cute females… (sorry… m committed… )
I get mails every day asking me… rather imploring me to increase the size of my *you know what*… I remember one day in particular… yes I remember it vividly as I was awfully bored and had nothing to do… I opened my mailbox… I had not cleaned up my SPAM folder for about 4-5 days… I calculated what would have been the size of my *lets not call it anything* had I taken each and every thing offered by spammers and had they worked exactly the way it was said it would… it came out to be 9 ft 2″…
9′ 2″… they would have to redefine the meaning of humongous in the dictionary… :-/
