Antakshari… thats the word that comes to your mind when you hear the name Annu Kapur (he was formerly known as Kapoor, but since he met the great^ great^ great grandson of Aryabhatta, who happens to call himself a numerologist, he calls himself Kapur)
If only changing the name would make a man sing better… Alas it was not to be…
Antakshari Has been around since 1994. A lot has changed since then. Be it the sponsors of the show or the co-hostesses that he has had the company of. Every one moved on, but Annu kapur stayed…
Why does he annoy me?
Take a case in point:
I just returned from a barber, since I have been keeping very busy, I had to spend a long time at the barber. about half an hour. As my luck would have it, star one was broadcasting a rerun of the last thursday’s Close-up Maxfresh Antakshari. I immediately knew it was going to be the longest half an hour of my life. I asked for the channel to be changed… but I was vetoed out by the barber shop owner (even though I had the majority support of the customer.) I am no wise man, but I know when it is futile to protest. I know better to protest when the man I would be protesting against would be holding a razor to my neck in about 15 mins. So I resigned and prayed to god to give me strength.
Annu Kapur is a gifted person, he reminds me of the frog in the bog… the one who said sticks and stones may break his bones but (you know what… ) … any ways… annu kapur has spirit… how many of us give up instantly when we know we s*ck at it. But look at Annu… 12years behind him… still keeps on going.
What I hate about that guy is…
1. How he sings songs badly while acting like a complete ass and then say a dumb rhyming line… why does everything he says has to be rhyming?
2. How he picks up from the contestants when they are stuck… d*mn you they stopped cause they didnt know… why are you singing… shut up…
3. His lectures.
4. The silly grin on his face…
5. The way he acts like a child… really annoys me…
6. The way he keeps on coming back… when I heard that antakshari was finally being taken off the air for good… (they had a mega grand grander grandest finale for it) only to see it start afresh on a new channel with a new sponsor.
If any one who is reading has anything to do with making Antakshari appear on TV, please have pity on our souls… else go fudge your self…
hehe an angry start!!
nonetheless funny.
Dark southpark undertones…instead of fudge yourself…you also could’ve written “scr*w you guys…I’m goin home!!”
Imagine you are flying with Deccan. International flight. Annu Kapur, Anu Malik & Himesh bhai are also flying with you. Flight crashes. Secluded island unknown to human civilization.
You have an extra lifejacket. Who would you give it to? I know you would rather kill yourself with a razor blade than make that decision.. but still, humour me.